nino paulito: December 2011

prosperity cat fell into my lap. a good omen. one hopes...

Black: Good Times Red: Bad Times Blue: Paradoxical Occurrence

17/12/11 stranger at tube station taps me on shoulder and asks if i'd like his travel card. he doesn't need it and it'll save me some money he says. ok, thanks i says.

20/12/11 receive surprise package from the post master. contains a brown floral print pashmina. looks exactly like one i own. in fact, looks just like the one im wearing right now...

21/12/11 that lovely jumper i wanted ages ago but was hesitant to buy becuse it was way too 'spensive just went down 50% in the sales

25/12/11 dinner exploded

28/12/11 man in hardware shop gave me screws for free. they'd lost their sheen and didn't look nice he says. just what i was after i says

30/12/11 'bring a bottle of water and something to piss in'

31/12/11 elf wishes good luck and a happy new year

01/01/12 found a Yorkie bar on the street. unopened. chilled

02/01/12 rats arrive home

03/01/12 somebody didn't eat their baguette. that's a free lunch for me

09/01/12 unexpected 25% discount on a pair of child mittens

10/01/12 boot lace busted. bloody bitch

11/01/12 new school uniform. shiny silver combats. big purple lion. fuck my life...

11/01/12 free lunch. big ol bowl a pesto pasta, (and salad), to take home for dinner. should last a couple days

13/01/12 friday the 13th. could go either way really...

13/01/12 free balloon from Barclays Bank

13/01/12 free drawstring bag from Virgin Active health club

13/01/12 impromptu meetup leads to a shoe sale. ridiculous reduction to £35. down from £110. safe to say Friday 13th was all win

13/01/12 hat rape. seriously unpleased

14/01/12 a most depressing of most fucking depressing days. kill me now, BANG!

14/01/12 fucked the photocopier

14/01/12 'raise your swagger. wear True Religion'. insulted. how embarrassing

16/01/12 er, happy birthday to me?

16/01/12 cute lady in cafe gave me free cookie with my pot of tea. x

16/01/12 the only thing this colds been good for is keeping my sack of fish fresh

16/01/12 randomer offers a sweet in another cafe. not so cute but nice still

18/01/12 free face mask

18/01/12 Rebecca. oo la la

20/01/12 happy birthday to me again. presents this time, Ratatouille!

20/01/12 found £5 in da club

21/01/12 12pm start. love days like these

21/01/12 'FUCKING PERFECT!'

21/01/12 'anything but clothes'. not. my. scene.

22/01/12 02.50am phone call. don't think so mate

23/01/12 i'm sure there was something important i had to do today...

24/01/12 one week since glitter incident. piss still sparkles

25/01/12 Snack Shortcake bar hangs loose in the vending machine. *peeks around corner* yardie kick. that bitch is mine!

26/01/12 is this mother fucker high!?

27/01/12 'i'm so happy you're not rubbish'

28/01/12 emergency Milky Bar time

30/01/12 rat ate headphones

31/01/12 £5 HMV voucher

05/02/12 midnight sledging

06/02/12 guests!?

09/02/12 she put it back

10/02/12 seat E14. my lucky number

14/02/12 found pound in the mosha meen

17/02/12 'don't come in till 1'. alright, back to bed then

18/02/12 it's a lurgy

26/02/12 the evangelista is moving out. hally-loo-yah!

27/02/12 jazz man john and his band of merry men invite us in to their tow

01/03/12 you don't like? oh well, i'll have it then

02/03/12 'dark horse, come with me to the toilet...'

02/03/12 '...i have a tiny vagina'

03/03/12 worst saturday ever. you can fuck right off

03/03/12 'look, if i ask for it and he takes me into a little white room and puts rubber gloves on i won't be fucking happy. do you understand?'

04/03/12 busted friendship bracelet. must be some kind of unluck attached to that

05/03/12 free pot of tea? thank you very much bro

06/03/12 <3 <3 <3
07/03/12 gust of wind launches hat out into the road. taxi bobs and weves trying to avoid running it over. brave stranger jumps out in front of taxi and grabs it. hat is returned to owner. proof right there that this city really loves me
07/03/12 'you are always positive'
07/03/12 two 50 pence pieces. that's a pound. and is now mine
09/03/12 oh Marie, oo - la - la!
10/03/12 good nights sleep means i'm ahead of the curve
10/03/12 secret 20 pence compartment
10/03/12 you have magic handshake. feel like prostitute
10/03/12 'so i'll be down in the basement, yeah...'
10/03/12 denim cut off, crop topping whore house hell
10/03/12 being identified as a potential drug dealer is always flattering. you cunt
11/03/12 poltergeist kicked the curtain down
17/03/12 modern man
24/03/12 'mate, you wear a bowler hat. the world is right'
28/03/12  which rat thought it'd be a good idea to gnaw through flatmates network cable? i'm happy you've shown loyalty but it's cost me 20 quid
28/03/12 ...temporarily deprived of shit house and Beyonce
29/03/12 fairweather people, where were you when the sun didn't shine? now get the fuck off my spot
02/04/12  rats be gerbils
07/04/12 brighton hajj
09/04/12 she touched me ♥
11/04/12 behold mouse haven
13/04/12 Friday 13 again...
13/04/12 fancy meeting up tonight? (should've said no...)
14/04/12 xenophobic surrounded by french
14/04/12 'one of us here has to be exotic'
14/04/12 should've bought our own meat
14/04/12 i'm not your bruv, bruv
15/04/12 a bowtie away from the nation of islam
16/04/12  i think i'm in your house...
20/04/12 vending machine. loose kitkat. drop kick. mine
23/04/12 you dress very nice. like a singer

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20/04/13 another year, another homosexual proposition
21/04/13 'hey big guy. i like your style'

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05/07/15 'and that'll be £1.50 please'
12/07/15 your mixture is wrong. sculpture fail
12/07/15 hey, the model won't be available until mid August...