I found a blue space hopper donkey on the street.
My little sister who was with me said it looked a bit like a
Moomin
so we named it Blu'min, them went off to the
Light Night party in Canning Town.
Blu'min looks a bit like a fat Scotty dog.
I think his, (I've decided its a he), previous owner sprayed on those red butterflies.
I've also just realized Blu'min's stubby tail unnervingly resembles a
butt plug.
The Canning Town Party organized by my friends at
The Brickbox was excellent, (see evidence
here).
My favourite part was when the Cyber Punk band
Drum Machine band came on. They were mesmerizing.
We danced nonstop into the following morning.
During the night bus journey home I puked into my sister's hat.
Her hat was a cute pink felt cap with moulded
kitty ears.
Looked a bit like Finn's from Adventure Time. My sister loves that show.
Maybe one day I'll document the insane amount of Adventure Time merchandise she owns.
Feeling guilty and ashamed for s(p)oiling her hat, I made an attempt to clean it the following day.
Sadly, not even dog shampoo was powerful enough to rid the acidic stench soaked within the crown.
Thought it'd just be best to throw it away and buy a new one.
Despite this embarrassing end, my sis tell me last night was the most crazy and enjoyable fun she's had in ages.
Possibly the best day she's had all week.
